30 week appointment

I told P that I wanted to sleep in this morning. My appointment wasn't until 10:15 and I purposely set the alarm clock and everything. Yeah right. He woke me up asking if he could turn on the TV. I told him he was ugly.

I am NOT A MORNING PERSON. Ask anyone who knows me. I'd rather kill you than look or speak to you in the morning. I wake up mentally no earlier than 10am. Period.

Then he asked me to make him breakfast. He's got pretty big balls huh? I only did because I was hungry. I made poached eggs on toast for myself and a cheese and egg omlette for him. My first piece of toast tasted great. My second piece had one of those nasty ass egg stringies in it. WTF is up with those. I wish they would just cook out in the whole process. I get one of those, and my meal is ruined. Hudson got the rest of it...I'm sure he enjoyed it. Took a shower and off I went.

Do you think it is ok to come to almost a complete stop in the middle of a road, speed limit 45, because you can't drive or have no idea where you are going? If you answered yes, please go under your sink and find the bottle of Mr Clean and chug it. Yes, I had one of these morons in front of me today no less than 5 minutes into my 10 minute drive. My horn got a workout. I didn't even look to see who was driving.

Got to my appointment, read some of FitPregnancy (which is actually a good read). It had good articles and not too many ads. Nurse called me in and did the normal routine. Made a comment about P not being there...he has been to every one of my appointments. Urine specimen and weight check. I didn't ask the weight but last time I weighed at home I was 262, which brings my grand total to 22 pounds gained so far. Nurse also said that I had protein in my urine and if they were monitoring me for that. Shouldn't you know that already?

Dr. came in after 20 minutes of yacking it up outside with co-workers. She listened to the heartbeat which was good. She asked if I had any questions. I had 4.

-When/if do we get another ultrasound? No, only if I have some problem that needs to be monitored

-When should I get my glucose results? Probably not until next week.

-Should I be concerned about the protein in the urine? No, but she'll send off for a UA to see if I have a UTI.

-Can I eat bologne? No.
-Not even if I heat it up? No.
-But it tastes good. No.
Insert middle finger gesture here. It's because of the listeria.

It was weird though because after I asked her she came and rubbed my back and said you can eat all the bologne you want after she is born or something. Like she felt my bologne pain. Still, she didn't need to rub my back to get that point across. You can have the same affect from across the room. She left and closed the door behind her like someone would do if you were to stay in there. Didn't understand that either, wtf was I supposed to stay in there and do, twiddle my thumbs? Went to the front desk and set up my next appointment in another 2 weeks.

Got out of there, went to my insurance company and met with the lady I've been talking to via email for the past year and a half. She was nice. We shot the shit for about 15 minutes. I made a comment about job searching and she started to tell me about this side thing she is doing and she starts telling me about this nutritional product. She gave me one of her cards and said "you can make over $100,000 in less than a year. Ok...number one I can guarantee you pyramid company. Number two, why the hell are you talking to me if you can make $100K in less than a year. Your ass is still working here.

Next headed to tire place to get a front alignment done. They were slammed. End result, I have to get up this morning to drive the truck over there. Girlfriend at the desk was feeding her face and talking to me at the same time. I know you work in a garage sweetheart, but there are two of you at the desk. Go smack your food in private.

Got some gas...paid $3.69 I think..may have been $3.59..grabbed some Lemon Propel (which expired Dec 07 which I didn't realize until 3/4 of it was gone) and TUMS and headed home. I ate some potato chips with ranch dressing (yes, trying to keep it healthy) and a bowl of cereal, then took a nap. P finally got home, we went and ran a couple of errands and grabbed some dinner...Mexican food...lol. I waited too long to eat though, and felt nausiated and got a headache. :(

And now it is 3am...I got woken up by a random cricket in our bedroom and kicks to my bladder. All good things I suppose... Isn't a cricket a sign of good luck in the chinese culture? Something to Google I guess.

Sorry to be so long winded tonight. All that made me a little sleepy. I gotta get up in the morning anyhow.